Wine Thinking

Wine Thinking

Wine Thoughts Prompted by Alcohol-Free Guinness in Dublin

Zero-alcohol wine has some way to go before it is as close to the 'real thing' as the best AF beer, but it's getting there. How will that play out in pubs and bars?

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Robert Joseph
Mar 30, 2026
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The worst thing about some men is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober”

(William Butler Yeats)

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I’m drunk, and when I’m not

(Brendan Behan)

“What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?”

“There’s one less drunk at the funeral.”

(Anonymous)

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